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Tuesday, 22nd August 2017

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KEV BACK IN HIS ELEMENT

The mastermind of our broken borders, one K. Rudd, is not the most diplomatic of diplomats, yet on Thursday he will take Julia’s VIP jet to Indonesia in an attempt fix a problem that is, to him, no more than an electoral liability.


THERE'S A MUSLIM IN THE MINISTRY

Okay, so what! Not all Muslims are terrorists but all terrorists are... oops I’d better not be politically incorrect. Anyway there are enough of them (Muslims I mean, not terrorists) here now to warrant Parliamentary representation. No big deal.


A BABY BONUS FOR AN ABORTION?

... just ask Jenny Macklin

Sometimes the answers to questions are simple. Like when you ask Centrelink if they pay out Parental Leave or the Baby Bonus Bereavement Payment following abortions.



RUDD UNAWARE OF A NEST OF WHITE ANTS

The Fairfax pro-Julia juggernaut has already started to leak the more nefarious of Kevin Rudd’s personality weaknesses. And there are plenty yet to be disclosed.


IMMIGRATION INTAKE IN TATTERS... thanks to our Kev

One had an expensive watch (it may have been a copy) another was speaking fluent English. None seemed underfed and two were definitely overfed. Persecuted refugees? I couldn’t see how that could be true. These blokes were Iranian.


RUDD HAS MORE THAN ABBOTT TO WORRY ABOUT

Only the Labor Party, it seems, would consider replacing a hopeless leader like Rudd with a hopeless leader like Julia and, in desperation, then replace a hopeless leader like Julia with the original hopeless leader, Rudd. Crumbs!



A VILE PIECE OF TRASH CALLED SUMMERS

I received a call from the Brisbane Courier mail, “Larry Pickering? Anne Summers says people like you are responsible for Jill Meagher’s rape and murder, do you have a reply to that?” They couldn’t print my reply.


A VERY SHORT HONEYMOON FOR KEV

I was wrong when I said that even the union factions wouldn’t be stupid enough to install Kev again! But they were stupid enough, and we watched it all unfold. The AWU’s Bill Shorten, (Big Bill Ludwig’s apprentice) held enough faction votes in his hot little hand to ensure Rudd got the nod.



GILLARD'S DARK SIDE MATERIALISES

What kind of society gives $5,000 lump sum payments to women after an abortion? What kind of society pays out parental leave schemes to mums and dads who have willingly killed their child?



IT MIGHT AS WELL RAIN UNTIL SEPTEMBER

If you want to know what’s happening in Canberra, get to know the Comcar drivers. In my time in the fishbowl I found they were the best source of intel, both juicy and substantial.


GILLARD CAN CHOOSE HER OWN POISON

First she needs to accept her salad days of socialism are over, terminally banished to supersede Whitlam in shameful pages of school history books. Julia could readily choose a number of humane methods for her demise:

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