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Friday, 24th March 2017

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DOPING IS HERE TO STAY

...and there's not a damned thing they can do about it!

The greatest problem government agencies or sports administrations have is that drugs are becoming available quicker than they can be identified, and they can’t ban something they don’t know about yet.



"SEX APPEAL" IS NOT PC... unless you have it

It was staggering to see Abbott’s off hand “sex appeal” comment make the lead story on Sky News and many newspapers this morning.



Abolish Renewable Energy Targets


THE DIARIES OF PETER BEATTIE'S MISTRESS

[Accuracy of the following report cannot be assured beyond doubt. Material that could not be corroborated has been deleted. Information in these diaries is more an indictment on Kevin Rudd’s judgment than the ethics of Peter Beattie. Rudd, as an ALP and Premier Wayne Goss confidant, would have been privy to the following information.]


THE CRICKET WAS MORE INTERESTING!

Who won? Who cares. Really, it was just a personality pantomime reinforcing already-held opinions of viewers. The weak format favoured Abbott but tested neither of them.


KEV'S BAD HAIR DAY IS EVERY DAY

Uncle Kev has always reminded me of everyone’s unfortunate dim uncle. You know, the one you had to take to weddings. Sooner or later you had to take him out the back, slap him around the chops, and tell him to stop playing with his donger in public!


NEWMAN RUDD'S STAR PERFORMER

Kevin Rudd has been campaigning in his home State with the message that Tony Abbott will be another Campbell Newman. Let's hope so.



LABOR/GREENS CAN STOP THE BOATS

There are six States and two Territories in Australia. (Let’s leave the ACT out of this because it has always had blind Labor allegiance supporting half of Australia’s union membership.)


TWO QLD DISASTERS RETURN... with no guarantee of success

So, not only do we need to endure the return of a walking wanker called Kev, we are now faced with an incompetent called Pete.



TONY HAS HIS WAY... but business left holding the baby

Tony Abbott’s signature policy of paid parental leave is an unreasonable reaction to his perceived low esteem among women.


JAYMES DIAZ: A good bloke, but the wrong bloke


LOW RATES INDICATE A GROWING ECONOMY: Bowen

Well, he did a great job with the boats, so why shouldn’t he be given a crack at Treasurer? But his comment on record low interest rates takes Labor spin to a whole new level of nauseating vertigo.


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