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Thursday, 24th August 2017

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DEAR Ms BISHOP (the one that has foreign affairs)

My Dad calls you the Stick Insect because he said you would need to run around under the shower to get wet. Mum calls you the Stick Insect because she said you eat your partners’ heads off after sexting with them like you did with Mr Abbott. Anyway I need your help Ms Bishop.


WINDMILLS PASS USE BY DATE... AND NO SUBSIDIES THIS TIME


KILL THE OPIUM TRADE AND YOU KILL THE TALIBAN

... Trump skips the obvious

Every government America has established and nurtured in the Islamic world has turned out worse than the regime it overthrew. Something is missing in Trump’s plan for the Taliban’s demise and it is a little red poppy.


PENNY WONG WAS RIGHT TO DUMP JAY WEATHERILL FOR THE DARKER SEX

When you look into his dark, blank, emotionless eyes you see a man engaged only within the restricted parameters of a blind ideology. An ideology he can’t see beyond, that is embraced only by the far left of Labor, the Greens, many Liberals and the UN.


TROUBLE AHEAD: UK WAS ALREADY DEEMED A FOREIGN POWER IN 1918

... and High Court has already ruled pollies ineligible

The High Court has already made it quite clear when it held in 1999 that holding Dual Citizenship with another country was a breach of Section 44 of the Constitution.


NEVER PUT ANOTHER PRAWN ON THE BARBY FOR COSGROVE

For those on this site who defend the Governor General, Peter Cosgrove, please turn your attention back to 2015 and our Australia day. It’s a day that sticks in my craw because of where our Governor General decided to be that was, for him, more important than our one day of the year.


HIGH COURT BETTER GET THIS RIGHT OR WE’RE ALL STUFFED!


DANCING WITH THE TSARS

Did American voters really want the swamp drained? It seems not, as those who love to romp in the swamp are the very lawmakers of Trump’s own party. The Dems are an unhinged group oscillating between the socialism of Nancy Pelosi and the Marxism of Bernie Sanders. They and their adoring media hate everything that Trump stands for while his own Party, the GOP, just wants him gone so they can return to the fen that bore them.


THE GAME IN SPAIN REMAINS MAINLY WITHOUT BLAME

With robotic repetition, world leaders again utter, “Our thoughts and prayers go out to…”. “If it was not a lone wolf, then it was a small Islamic cell.” “He was radicalised on-line.” “We must remain vigilant, blah blah blah”, While these useless bastards remain safe in their palaces, white houses and Lodges, only their subjects remain at risk.



XENOPHON AN OUT OF TUNE BALAFON

Xenophon explained, “The ABC/SBS has always been fair and balanced, but only when both views have merit”. His arrogance is breathtaking. Nick Xenophon explained in his best Lefty logic that the ABC should not allow equivalent air time to those who oppose things like global warming. Hmmm, I guess that applies to all opinions Nick agrees with, and it’s quite likely that the ABC/SBS will feel the same way.



STUFF SECTION 44...WE SHOULD LOOK CLOSER AT LABOR'S ALLEGIANCES

Strange that Labor front bencher Ed Husic has refrained from accusing Barnaby Joyce of allegiance to a foreign power, namely New Zealand. Perhaps it’s not so strange because Husic has already demonstrated where his treasonous allegiances lie when he said, “There is no way I am walking away from my Islamic faith”. He then duly swore on his beloved Holy Koran at the Governor General's swearing-in ceremony.



GOOGLE A GAGGLE OF LOONY LEFTIES

Most of the big, multi billion dollar tech corporations around today were started by geeks in America a few years ago. There was nothing special about these geeks except what they had between their ears. Few of them started off particularly wealthy. For the most part, they simply began fiddling with computers and electronics in their parents’ garages.


LIKE AN EMPEROR DEMANDING THE DEATH OF THE VANQUISHED

... McCain gives Trump the thumbs down

He could have arranged for a proxy or a pair but instead he dragged himself from a sick bed to be seen voting down Trump’s Obamacare repeal Bill. This is the bloke who gave America’s worst ever President, Barack Obama, four more years, and he doesn’t bother hiding his envy of Trump’s successful run at the White House… a run that he was never able to accomplish despite his numerous attempts.



Blackouts Stalk Green Energy Utopia


A PIC THAT SAYS HOW FAR WE HAVE SUNK

I don’t know if you have noticed but a disturbing number of Muslim immigrants have gravitated to important security positions where, to be honest, they have no intention to plant bombs in airport luggage. But they do have the ability to source the best way for someone else to.


“OUR AMAZING SECURITY AGENCIES BEST IN WORLD”: TURNBULL

Um…well no, actually they are bunch of overpaid bludgers who rely on tipoffs from other more professional agencies. This week a ton of cocaine was discovered on a yacht heading for Australia, but we didn’t know about that, and we would never have known, except for being tipped off by a French agency. This week it was also discovered that the “meat mincer” bombers had been doing dry runs at Sydney Airport. We didn’t know about that either (but as usual, we knew all about the culprits) and we had to be told by UK and US agencies how these Lebanese Muslims were planning in our own back yard to bring down an airliner.

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