The Pickering Post
Saturday, 4th July 2015

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ABBOTT BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE

I don't know about you but I'm heartily sick of having this gay marriage thing brought to the fore every time something unpalatable or unanswerable happens in Parliament. Every time Shorton Brains gets asked a curly one like, “Were you corrupt?" he immediately jumps on to the gay marriage wagon. It's gone on for months. Years. Maybe decades.


Dear Mr Abbott,

I’m getting all mixed up with this gay thing. Our teacher Ms Green is very excited over marriage quality and has painted her face in a rainbow and we all have to do an essay on why gay is great but I don’t even know how to tell who is gay.


WHY IRAQIS RUN, WHILE KURDS STAND AND FIGHT

Make no mistake, Abbott is champing on the bit and wants a fair dinkum war on ISIS but he needs Obama to move first! Unfortunately Obama has no intention of moving anywhere and his 61 member coalition of the unwilling is running the other way faster than the Iraqis.


SO LABOR MUST STICK WITH SHORTEN EH?

... like hell it must!

Uncle Kevin’s only claim to fame is that he may have lost fewer seats than Gillard would have in the 2013 election. It was still a record-breaking landslide loss and everything else involving Kev was calibrated in varying degrees of a disaster.


THE ABC THINKS IT'S LOOKING OKAY

Had to scull another bottle of Mylanta last night and steel myself to endure another hour of the smarmy-faced Tony Jones. Well, he certainly lived up to expectations... yep, he still doesn't get it!


PULL THE OTHER ONE ANGELA... WE ARE SUPPOSED TO PAY WHAT?

To default or not to default? That is the question and don’t bother holding a referendum that everyone already knows the result of... it will be exactly the same result as that of the last election, you know, the one that rocketed Leftist Alex Tsipras to the prime ministership on a promise he wouldn’t pay.


AN ANGRY TURNBULL TEARS CASSIDY A NEW ONE

When Malcolm Turnbull attacks his beloved ABC you can be certain it is in deep trouble. “What’s the difference in Zaky Mallah going into a shopping centre and going into an ABC studio?”, Barrie Cassidy stupidly asked Turnbull on his “Insiders” program. With that one inane question Cassidy exposed all that is incurably decadent with the ABC.


KHALED SHARROUF MAY NOT BE DEAD

...but his kids’ lives are over

The nice and normal Aussie Granny, Karen Nettleton, who pines for her grandchildren will be disappointed because she will never see them or her daughter again unless she too travels to Syria.


Stephen Fry is family planning


THREE “UNRELATED” TERRORIST ACTS

... while Obama goes gospel

Unrelated eh? Well, that’s the message being reported on every news channel, but that message is wrong! All three acts of terrorism heralded the start of Ramadan, all three were motivated by Islam and all three occurred after Friday prayers.


THIS IGNORANT TOAD IS ON ANOTHER PLANET WITH OUR MONEY

... $800k pa of it!

The ABC’s Mark Scott’s pathetic attempt to defend the indefensible typifies all that’s shamefully traitorous with our national broadcaster... and this ex Fairfax, supercilious dog is the owner of the first head that should roll.


Green Energy Steals from the Biosphere

...and from the poor

Earth has only three significant sources of energy. First is geothermal energy from Earth’s molten core and decaying radioactive minerals in Earth’s crust. This energy moves continents, powers volcanoes and its heat migrates towards the crust, warming the lithosphere and the deep oceans.


HOLY SHIT! IL PAPA GETS SCARED OF CLIMATE CHANGE

Head for the bullshit shelters as an avalanche of global warming crap rains down from the UN. Even the Pope, beguiled by the outgoing Ban Ki-moon and his IPCC bullshit, has been preaching a new Armageddon.


WHO CAN YOU TRUST WITH AN OUT OF CONTROL ABC?

As number one ticket holder for the “Friends of the ABC” club, Malcolm Turnbull has steadfastly defended the public broadcaster at every turn despite its determination to trash its charter. In doing so, Turnbull gave it the imprimatur to continue with the appallingly biased programming that appeals to the far Left while enraging the mainstream majority.

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