The Pickering Post
Thursday, 30th June 2016

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BREXIT A WINDFALL FOR UK AND OZ

... but will the pollies get it?

Now that Brexit is a reality, the talk has turned to trade. Who will be allowed to trade with who? Who will get a free trade deal? Who won’t get a free trade deal? Who will be the new trade winners and who will be the losers? The whole free trade thing can be extremely confusing. I know, I had things completely about face until I bought my Ducati 900SS motorcycle.


GAY MARRIAGE OK WITH MOST, BUT...

Personally I believe that a person should be able to marry their bloody gold fish if they want to and they can have their budgerigar as best man and their hamsters as bridegrooms... good on ‘em, I hope they all live happily ever after. But it’s another story to allow pillow biters and carpet munchers to adopt children. Most will agree so beware the gay Green Left and a misleading plebiscite based on the lie that is “marriage equality”.


CRIPES... THAT WAS CLOSE!

Could it be that the Brits have just saved Europe from dictatorship for the third time in just over a century? That might sound melodramatic but there is no denying that the EU is no democracy. What’s more, it has been steadily increasing its stranglehold on the nation states under its sway.


BOAT PEOPLE COULD BE ALL POMS FROM NOW ON

I fair dinkum hope my cartoon is wrong and I'll be happy to lose a few bets but indications are that the Pom mindset rarely changes and if it holds true Britain is about to be lost in a vortex of appalling continental socialism and Islamic influence that has no upside for any bastard.


WHY DO POMS VOTE ON A BLOODY THURSDAY OF ALL DAYS?

Hmmm... would you believe it has something to do with voluntary voting?

It’s a long voting tradition that the Poms prefer to continue with, even after it makes no sense. Why Thursday? Well, voting is voluntary and Thursday was the Poms’ Market Day, the day everyone went to town to do their shopping and getting out the horse and dray on any other day simply to register a vote for a crooked politician made no sense.


"REMAIN" IN THE COT WITH THESE TWO AT YOUR OWN RISK!

So you hate Nigel Farage. He is an ex Tory, who was in Maggie Thatcher’s Government. You think he is arrogant and argumentative? You figure his anti-immigration rhetoric is hiding closet racism and all the decent people you respect seem to hate him too.


“REGRETTABLY MY SEARCH FOR A PARTNER HAS NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL...”

What! An attractive sheila like you, Anne?

Naturally I didn’t apply for the “partner’s” job after Ms Summers publicly said that I was responsible for Jill Meagher's rape and murder.


IT'S TIME TO LEAVE THE COOPERATIVE

Once upon a time the Poms joined a Farmers’ and Producers’ co-op, and it was good, with a healthy exchange of ideas. Now, 50 years later, it has devolved into a Nimbin style festival with a healthy exchange of hooch and bare breasted girlfriends.


CAN THE WORLD SURVIVE 6 MORE MONTHS OF THIS GANDER-IN-CHIEF?

... it's touch and go

Fancy travelling to Orlando ostensibly to console victims’ families and friends only to embark on a political tirade in defence of Islam and against the second amendment, then to blame the US alone for the 49 lost lives.


EX-TV PERSON WITH THE OVERDOSE EYES WANTS TO ROLL TONY ABBOTT

Of course Mr James Mathison has his hand on it because his chances of success are somewhere between zero and zilch. But as with most ex-TV persons he is suffering from relevance deficit syndrome after six years out of the limelight... he believes he still has undiscovered appeal.


SAY GOODNIGHT ROGER

... it could have been so different old son

Roger Rogerson might now spend the rest of his life in gaol and, despite having been found guilty of murder, I somehow still have a soft spot for him. Yeah, of course that’s wrong, but there was a sort of jovial gentleness about him on the only two occasions I have met him.


A MOSQUE IS BEHIND EVERY ACT OF TERRORISM

... and one day we will need to bulldoze them all so in the meantime at least we should stop building the damned things!

Surveillance of mosques cannot work without the surveillant adopting Jihadi sentiments because meetings where Islamic sanctioned violence is conducted are within closed side rooms off the main mosque hall. Each side room is dedicated to students in varying degrees of radicalisation.


LITTLE JOHNNY PULLS A SWIFTY

The latest US figures available show suicide deaths by gun in 2010 were 19,392 compared to gun homicides of 11,078. In Australia the suicide rate by gun has dropped either marginally or not at all since Little Johnny took all our guns away but he fails to mention other means of suicide now used, including mainly hanging, and bungee jumping without rubber bands, have increased markedly. Other weapons such as knives have been increasingly replacing guns in homicide crimes.


ZERO EMISSIONS?


SEEING THE WORLD UPSIDE DOWN

... where the Quran and Hadiths are textbooks for terrorism

I am so devastated and sad this morning regarding the news coming out of Orlando. 50 dead and another 53 injured because a devout Muslim took the Islamic texts and example of Mohamed literally.


"THOSE VIRGINS WILL GO WILD OVER ME"

Omar Saddiqui Mateen

Obama still can’t mutter the word "Islamic" and prefers to call it a hate crime this time. Hillary blames the second amendment and gay leaders blame Donald Trump’s rhetoric. So I guess there will be a few more atrocities yet to celebrate Ramadan.


I KNOW YOU BELIEVE EVERYONE WAS BORN MUSLIM

... I'm sorry, but I wasn't

On my 4 hour drive home yesterday I stopped at the 7 Eleven Heatherbrae NSW (near Newcastle) for fuel. This was the poster confronting me as I filled up.

Poll

Brexit vote will be for....

Oz Trivia

Who did Cuba’s Castro replace?

Word of the day

A retread on a sulky drawn by a backward trotter, well it’s not really a trotter?